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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

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A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.

"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."

At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"

After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.

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What does your father do for a living?

voyadjer — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:06:40 GMT

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My
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and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
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The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
Committee on Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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